Hav u ever wonder whether a girl really likes you or she just treats you as her any other ordinary friend?..Well, "They" said that "Women are like Angels, First they look sexy and beautiful, but then they make your WAllet F/at!"....for men now..."Men are like chocolate, first they are sweet, But then they make your Stomach FAt!"..lol..well guys, score for yourself see if they girl u like "likes" you or not. Actually and also, 2 Words for guy to notice about girls, that is Body Language....remember!..^^
Bring out a paper and a pen to calculate your marks..
Bring out a paper and a pen to calculate your marks..
Add points if:
She hugs you. +5 points
She hugs you so tight it almost suffocates. +10 points
Laughs at your jokes. +5 points
Eyes locked onto yours when she’s talking to you. +10 points
Leans forward across the table when talking to you. +15 points
(Unless your voice damn soft lah, then it’s a false positive and –20 points)
Holds onto your shirt when going through crowded areas. +5 points
Holds onto your arm when going through crowded areas. +10 points
Holds onto your hand when going through crowded areas! +15 points (that’s why we bring girls go clubbing. It’s a test, you see.)
Gaze at you intently when you’re not looking. +10 points
Before saying goodbye, she pauses as if waiting for something. +15 points!
But!
Subtract points if:
She does all the stuff above with her normal friends anyway. –5 points
She does the above stuff, but only when she’s drunk. –10 points
Instead of hugging you, she shakes your hands. –20 points
Laughs at your jokes, but very painfully and forcefully. –10 points
Looks around the room impatiently when talking to you. –25 points
When she talks to you, the only topic of conversation is about her ex. –30 points
When she talks to you, the topic is about her current bf. –99 points!
She hugs you. +5 points
She hugs you so tight it almost suffocates. +10 points
Laughs at your jokes. +5 points
Eyes locked onto yours when she’s talking to you. +10 points
Leans forward across the table when talking to you. +15 points
(Unless your voice damn soft lah, then it’s a false positive and –20 points)
Holds onto your shirt when going through crowded areas. +5 points
Holds onto your arm when going through crowded areas. +10 points
Holds onto your hand when going through crowded areas! +15 points (that’s why we bring girls go clubbing. It’s a test, you see.)
Gaze at you intently when you’re not looking. +10 points
Before saying goodbye, she pauses as if waiting for something. +15 points!
But!
Subtract points if:
She does all the stuff above with her normal friends anyway. –5 points
She does the above stuff, but only when she’s drunk. –10 points
Instead of hugging you, she shakes your hands. –20 points
Laughs at your jokes, but very painfully and forcefully. –10 points
Looks around the room impatiently when talking to you. –25 points
When she talks to you, the only topic of conversation is about her ex. –30 points
When she talks to you, the topic is about her current bf. –99 points!
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